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a-monument-to-all-your-sins:

bendigedigdyl:

a-monument-to-all-your-sins:

bendigedigdyl:

a-monument-to-all-your-sins:

bendigedigdyl:

a-monument-to-all-your-sins:

bendigedigdyl:

halo-confessions-at:

Elites are better than Spartans. This is not open to debate. 


- the-arbiter

Thats why one Spartan kills thousands of elites? Debate opened and closed bitch

Remember how many times you die during campaign

Umm, none? In the story he doesn’t die at all, and then every time I dir in the game I kill like 20 elites

Yeah the story, but think how many do die, not to mention they need powered armour and augmentation etc just to be on par with them

All those ones died because the planet they were on got blown up….. Also, that doesn’t make a difference. The Spartan is the suit as well as the person so saying they need the suit is a stupid argument. It’s like saying iron man is worse than Hawkeye because iron man needs the iron man suit to do anything. Also they are more than on par with them because as I said before. Master chief kills fucking thousands of them and he’s not even the best Spartan

The game makes them out to be so much worse than they would be realistically, e.g when Emile takes out like 4 of them as they slow-motion-exaggerate-swing try to attack him

The game can’t exaggerate how bad they would be realistically because they fucking made them up you cunt faced moron. Emile is a fucking bad ass and dick slapped all those bitches. Rhys clearly sent learn his arguing skills from your school. You must be retarded or something thinking that something can make something look worse than it is when they originally made up that something you fucking fuck faced fuck

Ofc they’re not real, but it’s like in films, where the bad guy makes some kind of retarded gesture before they kill someone, giving them time to do whatever, rather than just shooting them on sight like a normal person

I don’t much care for flame wars, but if anyone else actually reads the books by Eric Nylund, Elites were such badasses that the Spartans did everything in their power to not fight them one on one. The Elites were strong enough on their own to deal with a Spartan and either kill them or stalemate long enough for reinforcements to arrive. Spartans had to take them out quickly, quietly, and with as much advantages in their favor as they could, or they would lose. Period. Even Master Chief couldn’t fight an Elite one-on-one without it being a tie, and even then he we scared shitless that the Elite was going to win.

I’ve contributed to an internet argument today. I can go to bed happy now.

elaboratetoast:

master-chief:

tehgriz:

halo-confessions-at:

Personally I’ve always preferred the focus rifle over the sniper rifle, no reloads and great suppressive affect.

- aballisticllama 

PISS CANNON FTW!

I’m glad that I’m not the only one that refers to it as the ‘Piss Cannon’

I’m sorry, but that is the Baconator.

I’m pretty sure that’s the Justice Beam. Also, Alligator Gun is acceptable.

Screw that. Magikarp is the greatest Pokemon to have graced the video game series.

(Source: thesquirtleshavethephonebox)